A Letter From Concerned Citizen

Hi All,

As you all well know I monitor the activities at the Port Monmouth beach front, almost on a daily basis. Since our beach front changes almost on a yearly basis, with development popping up anywhere, I took note and this is what I found.

The well to do folks, who bought the new Condo's on the beach, I think the builders name is Kevorkian, Kovanian, or something like that. (You know, the Condo's that burn so well on a windy nite). The lucky tenants there have the honor of their property being named "The Dunes at Shoal Harbor" Isn't that wonderful!

Now across the street and a little down the road, are more new Condo's. Now these Condo's are for the not so well to do, but still have some bucks people. These aren't on the beach front (you know the Condos that have the first floor 10 feet above Sea Level, so they won't drown in their sleep in the event of a catastrophic storm. The A/C units are about 5 feet above Sea Level, when the flood water hits these they will act as alarms that danger is eminent.) Now these lucky people have the privilege of having their homes named "Park Ferry at Shoal Harbor" The title "Dunes" is obvious, but Park Ferry???? Then it dawned on me, that's where NY Waterways will Park their Ferries in the event of a great flood.

OK, enough of the History, now the good news. Now on the Blue Collar, Middle to Low income group Beach, commonly known as Spy House Beach at Bayshore Water Front Park, new Condo's have appeared. Better yet, a gift to us working people, with no additional taxes, to which we are already over burdened, by the Politicians who run this area, and state.

As you all know, I have pretty much referred to this beach as the "Dump at Port Monmouth Beach". Well now I can announce a new name for this parcel of land located on an Historical Site, which is on Green Acres Land, sitting directly below, and in front of, our American Flag.

I present you with: "RIB & D at Shoal Harbor"

RIB & D at Shoal Harbor? You ask. Yep RIB & D. Rat Infested Beachfront and Dump at Shoal Harbor.
These little marvels of nature have moved right in. Rat Condo's they are! How lucky can we get? Just think about it, Garbage and Rats just for us poor folks, sure we make good money, but we live in Middletown. Think about how exciting it will be when some child or pet gets bitten by a RAT, We can worry about infection, not to mention Rabies epidemics, Not only is our bay being polluted and our beach spoiled, we can look forward to small children going home after an outing with their school at this beach and telling Mommy and Daddy, Middletown has the coolest beach. Tires, Roofing material, appliances, sewer pipes, rusted steel, garbage bags with surprises in side and most of all Rats, you adults really know how to set a good example for us kids. "Now I know how an Historical site, Park, and Green Acres site is supposed to look.

Please, send all your friends this email, and they can consider it as an invitation to bring their family to this wonderful parcel, where they can romp and play, chase rats and climb what the EPA has deemed a "Dangerous Solid Waste Dump Site". Tell your friends not to worry, it's been there over 3 years and no child has died yet.

So, next summer, tell your travel agent you want to go visit the Historic Spy House and RIB & D at Shoal Harbor, don't worry, it will still be there. Our government will see to that, I'm sure.


Vic


PS Isn't it Ironic that people on the local and county level of government got busted, and this entire mess was created by people of the local and county level. Hmmmmm.